Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Creative Signage Options

(Or, How to Annoy Passing Motorists)

  1. Upside-down “A” in place of “V”
  2. Backwards “B” in place of “8”
  3. Backwards “D” in place of “O” or Zero
  4. Backwards “E” in place of “3”
  5. Flipped upside-down “F” in place of “L”
  6. Flipped upside-down “G” in place of “E”
  7. “I” in place of “L”
  8. Rotated upside-down “J” in place of “F”
  9. Flipped upside-down “L” in place of “F”
  10. Rotated upside-down “L” in place of “7”
  11. Upside-down “M” in place of “W”
  12. “O” in place of Zero
  13. Flipped upside-down “P” in place of “B”
  14. Rotated upside-down “P” in place of “D”
  15. Upside-down or backwards “Q” in place of “O” or Zero
  16. Backwards “R” in place of “A”
  17. “S” in place of “5”
  18. Backwards “S” in place of “2”
  19. Upside-down “T” in place of “1”
  20. Upside-down “V” in place of “A”
  21. Upside-down “W” in place of “M”
  22. “Z” in place of “2”
  23. Zero in place of “O”
  24. “1” in place of “I” or “L”
  25. “2” in place of “Z”
  26. Backwards “2” in place of “S”
  27. Flipped upside-down “2” in place of “5”
  28. Backwards “3” in place of “E”
  29. Backwards “2” over backwards “3” in place of “&”
  30. “4” (the open kind) in place of “Y”
  31. “5” in place of “S”
  32. Flipped upside-down “5” in place of “2”
  33. “6” in place of “G”
  34. Flipped upside-down “6” in place of “E”
  35. Backwards “6” in place of “A”
  36. Rotated upside-down “6” in place of “9”
  37. Rotated upside-down “7” in place of “L”
  38. “8” in place of “B”
  39. “9” in place of “G” (yes 6 and 9 both work, sort of)
  40. Upside-down “!” in place of “I”
  41. Upside-down comma in place of apostrophe
  42. Upside-down apostrophe in place of comma

Of course, I certainly don’t recommend these, except for a few that won’t look bad. For instance, upside-down W for an M looks pretty good, though the reverse is not true.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Prayer

Dear God, it is all in your hands. You deal with it. Let come what may, still I will trust you. Give me grace to pray once more, and I will believe for the answer. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.